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[morningstud]

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[morningstud]

You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that, I'm afraid.

[fourgasm]

[The main problem with Klaus is that he is most often not direct.

And also that he doesn't know how to take a screenshot like a real person.]

[morningstud]

[Wow.]

You're quite inventive, I'll give you that.

You've changed your username since we last spoke, I didn't recognize you.

[fourgasm]

what

oh shit yeah i forgot i did that. that one was a temporary name i just kinda slammed some letters in

anyway a preteen helped me loot a thrift store so i'm currently dressed to the nines and yet i have no one to ogle me, it's a sin

and a guy in a rainbow wig told me your name so i guess you should also know mine is klaus. only fair

[morningstud]

I thought maybe it was some sort of private joke, to be honest.

[But there's more important things to focus on, like this:]

You looted a store with a preteen?

Never mind, I don't want to know about pound shop finds.

I suppose I do have the time to spare.

[fourgasm]

nah this one's the private joke

but yeah laura is great and very good at the second half of shoplifting, which is historically my weakness

[The "second half" being "don't get caught". Such is the problem when shoplifting is your method of crying for attention. You tend to get noticed.]

god i'm dying to know what you think a good look is

[morningstud]

Oh, Laura, I've met her before.
Didn't know she was into shoplifting, though.

[He doesn't seem like he particularly minds.

But as for that second part:]

I suppose we'll find out, won't we?